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Fvartknocker Menu Screen 00:43
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Poopoohead Penis 03:11
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Eleven Things That Are Probably Bullshit 02:24
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Boat 00:48
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To Kill An Elephant 02:44
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Who's That Guy 00:47
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The Slorping Band 02:49
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Car 00:46
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Toms River New Jersey 01:36
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Even When We're Alone 01:12
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Sacapuntas 01:54
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Elmer the Masturbating Pedophile 01:14
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When Clancy Walked In 00:40
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The Alcoholic 01:32
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The Moon 01:06
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Bumpumbump 01:03
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Beebee 02:49
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The Switch 00:43
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Adult Radio 04:17
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Beauty King 00:40
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Retarvatives 02:46
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These tracks were all recorded between 2016 and 2022 except for Adult Radio which includes clips from live jam sessions we did much longer ago in New Paltz and Kingston NY before our first album came out. These tracks are much less of decisions than our previous albums. We've been fucking around and decided it's time to just release whatever is done enough to release. This stuff is ridiculous and sounds completely different from our earlier stuff and we considered changing the band name but then we didn't so hey, there you go.

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released December 25, 2022

The dialogue samples in To Kill an Elephant were taken from the Clint Eastwood movie White Hunter Black Heart.

Most of the lyrics for The Slorping Band are from a Mad Libs session with Tracy Ryan and some other friends.

The Moon is a Neil Diamond cover (sort of).

The live samples in Adult Radio are from two different sessions. The first clip is from Mike Hoffer’s house in New Paltz NY and features Zac Scism on guitar, and at the time was going to be a track for the band Ex-Wife, but that band broke up (the only release being a handful of cassette tapes called Patriotism is Gay). The clips after that were recorded at John Faye’s house in Kingston NY and feature John Faye on bass and Matt Mesic on drums for the others. Then the clip at the end is recent and not from a live session.

The quote in Retarvatives is from 1 Corinthians 5 of the King James version of The Bible.

All the other instrumentation is by Beanie Barfield and all other vocals and lyrics are by Joke Win.

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This band consists of Beanie Barfield and Joke Win. Having been in bands before but feeling sort of left behind, we had talked a lot about wanting to make really heavy (yet comical) music together but were missing the contacts, equipment, money, time, etc. We decided to do it anyway, starting off with almost no equipment beyond a guitar and a webcam and gradually getting our shit together. ... more

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