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Joe and Christian barely saw each other throughout the making of this album, relying even more heavily on passing files over the internet. In fact the finishing touches were done with Christian in Brooklyn and Joe in Mexico (where he will be living for the next 2 years for a job). The title track is featured on the Spettro Records podcast of the same name. Artist Dennis Ryan created the album cover using oil paint on canvas and Photoshop overlays.

Christian composed a lot more music than was used for the album, then decided not to use most of it because he wants to start playing weirder shit (especially Beby Radio). Joe tried to write a couple songs that weren't jokes, with marginal success. In the last recording (Deu), he took a liking to screaming nonsense words instead of writing lyrics, and not using any audio effects, reminiscent of his old band Rated R. Christian and Joe both see this album as an ending to their use of certain death metal and grindcore conventions as they start moving into more experimental territory.


released October 6, 2016

Christian Banfield: guitars, drum machine, mixing.
Joe Quinn: vocals, accordion, mixing.
Thanks to: Dennis Ryan for the cover art, Nicola Boari and Spettro Records for promotion and distribution.




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This band consists of Christian Banfield and me, Joe Quinn. Having been in bands before but feeling sort of left behind, we had talked a lot about wanting to make really heavy (yet comical) music together but were missing the contacts, equipment, money, time, etc. We decided to do it anyway, starting off with almost no equipment beyond a guitar and a webcam and gradually getting our shit together. ... more

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Track Name: Beby Radio
he was a CB
she took double D's

fucking in the goddamn closet
sucking cock and eating pussy
these two fucks ain't playing tennis
condom broke on the antenna

when a radio who's a boy
fucks one who's a girl
beby radio beby radio beby radio beby radio
beby radio beby radio beby radio beby radio.
Track Name: Deu
ahdum pakanoo
vudenasha vudavey
muduht vaih
aaa aaaat
vudebakaduh vudebakalooloo
eegahdabay anyvou
aaaaaaa aaaaa
i've made up my mind

oh ahlvou
vurveh forwuhduh
wuuraei aaaa
fuck you aaaaa
row rupauw lepikin

kay didjapaka duroo
roh akaiy
Track Name: I'm Really Angry
i'm so angry it's not funny
fucking people, fucking money
fucking bullshit, sick and tired
bullshit god you're fucking fired

i can't find my pencil
where the fuck did it go
put it down right there
how the fuck it's not there

he's a coward
she's a cunt
all so greedy
take take want
everyone deserves to die
silence from the fucking sky
i know it sounds so cliche
but i fucking feel that way

make me use my psychic powers
ghost of christmas future: boo
i need a fucking vacation
anywhere i won't see you.
Track Name: Blue Tadpole
and let there be light, time, life
fourteen billion years or so
directed panspermia

and let there be life, death, both
you don't even want to know
i have seen its hands, roots, head
i don't want to be us.
Track Name: Communication Breakdown (Led Zep cover)
hey girl, stop what you're doin
hey girl, you'll drive me to ruin
i don't know what it is that i like about you but i like it a lot
won't let me hold you, let me feel your loving charms

communication breakdown, it's always the same
i'm having a nervous breakdown, drive me insane

hey girl, i got something i think you ought to know
i had a nervous breakdown, you drove me insane
i wanna hold you in my arms, yeah!
i'm never gonna let you go, cause I like your charms

communication breakdown
communication breakdown
communication breakdown
Track Name: Picking Up a Bingo Chip
look you got it with your finger / yes
oops and then it rolled away / yeah hah
itsy bitsy teeny tiny / oh fuck
eeny weeny baby one / goddamnit
pick it up 
i can't, fucking 
still can't, damnit 
can't believe i'm still trying to pick it up 
itsy bitsy teeny tiny / too small
eeny weeny baby one / too thin 
look you got it with your finger / yes 
oops and then it rolled away / fuck 
every fucking place that makes sense 
this piece of shit bingo chip is not fucking there 
trying, failing 
it's not worth it 
all i was trying to do is play fucking bingo 
small, tiny, thin, shiny 
small, tiny, thin, shiny 
small, tiny, thin, shiny 
small, tiny, thin, shiny 
picking up a bingo chip 
picking up a bingo chip 
still have not yet picked it up 
picking up a bingo chip 
small, tiny, thin, shiny 
small, tiny, thin, shiny 
small, tiny, thin, shiny 
small, tiny, thin, shiny